Febreeze to the Face, Or, The Dangers of Freebies
Gather round and listen, little children, to the cautionary tale of being wooed and wowed by boujee face creams and expensive sprays!
Why am I like this?
Read MoreHandle from Hades: Here's How Much We Spent On Unexpected Car Maintenance
Oh, you’ve never crawled over a console of coffee mugs, pens and Taylor Swift CDs in order to exit your own vehicle via the passenger door? Never done that in front of an audience? MUST BE NICE. Read about my latest car conundrum, and how we dealt with this unexpected maintenance cost.
Read MoreOf Course That Happened, You Clumsy, Cursed Child - Vol. I: The Proof is in the Pudding Pants
I frequently attract a certain sort of mishaps and misunderstandings. They are usually avoidable, always awkward and often take place in a public parking lot or professional meeting. In today’s issue, we delve into the always-relatable topic of smearing pudding in your workout pants. Because of course that happened.
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